So, story time.
I had heard of the infamous redlight district in Manilafrom some of the other models, and I wanted to get a closer view of it for myself. At no point in time on my way to the redlight district in Manila did I expect myself to actually pick up a prostitute. I had originally just planned just to look around and maybe go to a few shops there (just so I could brag to you guys that I had been to the infamous redlight district of Manila) lol
Anyways, when I was walking around I kept seeing numerous prostitutes and initially I thought to myself, “Damn, this is just awkward…” but some of them were kind of hot. Soon I started getting kind of turned on by the thought of getting with one of these chicks.
I finally decided that I wanted to do it. I flagged one of the more beautiful looking girls down and asked her how much she wanted to charge, but she didn’t speak any English, so I went on my way looking for another prostitute. A few minutes later I spotted another one and this one was the most gorgeous girl I had ever seen in the philippines so far. No joke.
I flagged her down and I was very elated to find that she did speak English. Very well, in fact. I asked her how much it was for her “services” and she replied to me “I decide after the sex, but I promise it won’t be more than 500 dollars” I was like “wtf 500 dollars is a fucking lot”, but I ended up taking the deal because I have $1000 coming in soon. Apparently she was pretty high end for a prostitute, and we ended up going to my apartment. So, we have the BEST SEX I have ever had in my life, it was absolutely fucking phenomenal. After the amazing sex we layed in my bed together and did something I thought prostitutes don’t normally do. We cuddled, hugged, and kissed. I finally got around to asking her what the bill was and she said it was free. I was like “uhh, Free? What?” She laughed, said yes, and that I was the best client she’d ever had.
She looked me in the eye and said “But I need one little thing…” and I honestly thought she wanted another round of sex.. so I eagerly replied “What do you need?” She replied “I need….. I need about tree fiddy” Now it was around this time that I realized this prostitute was actually 7 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. I said, “Goddamnit! I ain’t giving you no got damn tree fiddy!” That Loch Ness monster had tricked me again!
I yelled at her as she swam away, never to be seen again.
roses are red. violets are blue. do not fucking pursue lu bu
Sex me up
Would you ever date a girl who was taller than you?
Height has never really been a factor for me. If anything, I slightly prefer girls closer to my height. It might be because I’m always around taller women due to the industry. All my past girlfriends have been short, though.